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You're running on fumes, cold coffee, and spite—they get it. Their Fucking Exhausted Epsom Salts are basically a spa day in a jar for people who don't have time for actual self-care.
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Dissolve these mineral-rich salts into hot water and watch your body remember what relaxation feels like. Magnesium works to ease muscle tension while you contemplate why you agreed to everything on your plate. Sometimes the best rebellion is a long bath and absolutely zero apologies. Your exhausted self will thank you.
Directions for use: Pour your favourite beverage and lock the bathroom door. Run bath and sprinkle a handful of salts under the running water. Enjoy!
